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"Within a year, we will be outside earth's atmosphere" Dean "Lugnaut" Richards At a meeting of the principles in Calgary, Alberta, operational plans were put into place to unite the efforts of the originally based Saskatchewan space travel company. Dean "Lugnaut" Richards assembled all key instigators of the "Catastrophica Potential" Program. Within the closed door meetings an agenda was formed for training, supplies, financial planning and Corporate Sponsorships. Said one offical of Sla-Sha, "We have the resources, we can make this mission happen. Our focus is on acquiring enough monkeys to make it through our extensive training program. Further, we have secured a corporate sponsor through Alcan, though they have not guaranteed us that tin foil is a great material for reentry into the earth's atmosphere. We basically have enough fuding for these Saturday night meetings, so the missions balance rests in the "unknown" and our deep thoughts". When we asked the official about these deep thoughts, he produced a tool they use to brainstorm ideas. The tool widely used is a product called "Guava".
	Our First Recruit! The recruit shown to the left has passed all crucial testing and is enrolled in the program. His tool for space travel include - one screwdriver, a suicide wing (in case something goes dreadfully wrong), peper spray, toit gitch and a fart sac (Dean said it would be a good idea in the small capsule). Further training is required to display the monkees ability to handle motion sickness. Dean "Lugnaut" Richards said further testing will take place at the Calgary Stampede grounds during Stampede where the monkey will be brought to "Cowboys" and will be forced to drink until he is blind and then put into the "Gravitron" amusement park ride for a period of eight hours. If the Chimp can withstand this, he will be the first Canadian Chimp in orbit. Further research into the training program revealed that Dean "Lugnaut" Richards tested the training program himself!
IN DEPTH - Chimp Suits and supplies Included in the list of supplies that will accompany the Chimps on the voyage in the super high security air ship design is as follows: -Bananas -Twinkies -Extra Foil -An ING Poster (To put on any planet we land on) - 8 Vic 20's & 10 Playstations (Modified)
	Chimps are Unaware of Program!!! Asked how the chimps were feeling about the program, the animal trainers, Alex and Emily (last names undisclosed) mentioned that they didn't know if the chimps really were aware of their travel plans. Further, both mentioned that they didn't know if the animals were male or female or if they were in fact chimps or monkeys.
Original Voyageurs were cats!!! Originally, Sla-Sha had enlisted cats as the first cosmic travellers from Canada. However, cats took advantage of the easy lifestyles and availability of corporate sponsors donated suplies (the likes of Molson, John Player and Sony). The cats were upfront and mentioned that they never had it so good!!!
	This is Jake Pre-Orbit! Jake mentioned that she was a tad nervous about the flight engineers sipping JagerShlagers and Aqua. She also mentioned "all those big pieces of paper and the idiots writing their plans in marker on them seemed a bit grandios - hope the flight goes well!"

	Jake Upon Return to Earth Jake lost most of her sense of smell, feel and sight upon her return. Actually, SHE came back as a HE. Mission commander Dean Richards had this comment "it is unfortunate about the orbit sex change, but the Jake is a more fitting name for a male cat anyhow!" Jake did mention that he/she was not impressed that mission control failed to equip him/her with the specially designed space suit. Jake will spend the rest of his/her time at the Centre for Recovering Cats located in Nelson, B.C.. Jake was heard saying "get me away from those fuggers".